Bakugou x reader he makes fun of you

The New Student (Bakugou Katsuki x Reader)

Pairings: Bakugou x reader

Warnings: Mild Swearing

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• Mr. Aizawa said his name was Shizukesa Odayakana
• No one knew what his quirk was
• Bakugou: “JuST AnoTheR ExTrA oN mY WAy tO SurPaSSinG aLL miGHT aNd beComInG tHE nuMBeR oNE HerO”
• About a week after the new kid came, Bakugou got angryLike REALLY angry for no apparent reason
• Like big time Super SayanTM angry
• It was actually because someone ate part of his bento
• “WHO THE HELL ATE MY BENTO? WHICH OF YOU EXTRAS WAS IT?”
• Everyone stopped eating
• BakusquadTM pretending that they know nothing 
• “I’M GOING TO BLOW ALL OF YOU TO HELL”
• (y/n): “Calm down Katsuki”
• Kaminarii: “Yeah kAtSuKi, calm down”
• “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DUNCE FACE”
• Kirishima: “Bakubro it’s probably just a misunderstanding.”
• “SHUT UP WEIRD HAIR. IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU WHO ATE IT! AND DON’T CALL ME BY THAT STUPID NICKNAME”
• Spoiler alert: It was Kirishima who ate it (along with Mina, Sero, and Kaminari)
• Another Spoiler Alert: Bakugou secretly likes the nickname “Bakubro”
• You thought this entire situation was hilarious 
• Everyone else was terrified
• “WHOEVER ATE MY BENTO IS GOING TO DIE”
• Naturally, Bakugou immediately wanted to blame Midoriya
• “WAS IT YOU DEKU”
• “W-what? Of course not Kacchan! I have my own. I don’t need to steal your food. I would never do that!”
• Iida tried to step in and stop Bakugou
• “BAKUGOU STOP THIS YELLING AT ONCE! YOU ARE BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO ALL OF THE STUDENTS IN THIS CLASSROOM” (cue “boi” hand motion)
• Bakugou doesn’t care about what Iida says because if he did, he would have taken his feet off the desk on the first day of school
• of course he ignores him and continues questioning everyone 
• “WHAT ABOUT YOU NEW KID EXTRA?”
• Shizukesa smiled
• “Why would I eat your bento?” 
• “BECAUSE YOU WANT TO EAT THE FOOD OF THE FUTURE NUMBER ONE HERO”
• Shizukesa: “Future number one? Are you sure about that? I feel like that ‘Deku’ kid has a better shot than you”
• A vein in Bakugou’s head literally pops
• We’re lucky he hasn’t used his quirk yet.
• This kid has literally known Bakugou for a week and he already knows what makes him tick.
• Wait, never mind, the luck ran out
• “YOU SHUT UP EXTRA! YOU’LL BE LUCKY TO END UP AS THE SIDEKICK TO SOME D-LISTER HERO”
• And then he used his quirk to burn the surface of the desk he was standing next to
• Maybe we did get lucky, he hasn’t tried to murder new kid yet
• “Yeah, maybe I did eat your bento, so what you glorified piece of TNT”
• At this point, he was just trying to provoke Bakugou
• “WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU DAMN EXTRA?”
• Nevermind, not so lucky anymore. Bakubabe literally lunges at Shizukesa
• Thankfully, you’re close enough to grab him and stop him with your quirk
• “Katuski, you are actually being so dumb right now. Sit down, shut up, and you can have some of mine”
• “I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN FOOD (Y/N), I WANT MY FOOD! AND LET ME GO, WOMAN”
• You are literally dating a child 
• “Stop yelling and maybe I’ll think about it”
• He quiets down and everyone relaxes
• Reluctantly, you let him go. Wrong move. Bad idea.
• He lunges at Shizukesa and starts yelling again
• “I’M GOING TO KI-” 
• Suddenly, it’s quiet again
• Bakugou’s mouth is moving, but there’s no sound
• Shizukesa is smirking 
• Everyone is speechless and it’s so quiet you could literally hear a pin drop
• Until Kirishima starts laughing
• Bakugou screams something but no one can hear it because there’s no noise
• Translation: “SHUT UP WEIRD HAIR”
• Even though he’s been silenced, this isn’t going to stop him from murdering poor Shizukesa
• He doesn’t care about the stupid bento anymore (even if it did have his favorite food in it)
• All he cared about was killing the person who caused his humiliation
• He’s about to blow Shizukesa to space until he hears your voice
• “BAKUGOU YOU IDIOT THIS IS EXACTLY WHY PEOPLE LOVE TO MAKE FUN OF YOU”
• People are too scared to make fun of him but okay whatever you say (y/n)
• He stops what he’s doing and looks at you for a second
• You only call him Bakugou when you’re really mad
• He doesn’t care at the moment though, he’s too angry
• He goes back to trying to kill Shizukesa
• Shizukesa is scared out of his mind like it was funny earlier but now he’s screaming and wailing
• Bakugou is about to commit an act of murder but something you say catches his attention
• You say it so calmly he almost misses it
• “I can’t date a criminal. Especially not a murderer. It would look bad when I become a pro hero. Sorry Bakugou looks like we have to break up.”
• Um what. *Cue confused Bakugou face*
• “New Kid, let him go, I know you used your quirk on him”
• Of course he’s grateful that you saved him from the wrath of your man-child boyfriend
• So he releases Bakugou
• Everyone is waiting for him to start yelling again
• But he’s quiet
• For once it’s completely quiet in class 1A
• He just goes over to you and sits on the desk in front of you and mumbles a pathetic “sorry”
• uM WHAT
• Did the mighty Bakugou apologize?
• Mina: “Awww how cute!”
• Kirishima: “Wow Bakubro how manly”
• Kaminari: “Bakugou apologized? Dude, you’re so whipped”
• “WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME DUNCE FACE”
• Never mind, not so quiet anymore