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Think that I'm a loser,'cause my pants are really too low
Think that I'm a slob, 'cause i got holes in my
shoes
Think my cock is like, just like my dirty shirt
Well you can fuck off, 'cause i'm working sixty a week
You think that life is really tough when your daddy won't buy you a brand new car
Take a girl out, she won't fuck you, you just bought her a gram of coke
Spent all your money on shitty coke
I'm not a loser!, that's right, I'm not a loser!, I'm not a loser!
Cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're looking for some kicks on Friday night
You're only goal in life is to smoke a joint and decide how you're gonna get laid tonight
You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch, you arrogant assholes
Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here
Go away, you fucking gay
I'm not a loser!
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Think that I'm a loser,'cause my pants are really too low Think that I'm a slob, 'cause i got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like, just like my dirty shirt Well you can fuck off, 'cause i'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough when your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out, she won't fuck you, you just bought her a gram of coke Spent all your money on shitty coke I'm not a loser!, that's right, I'm not a loser!, I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're looking for some kicks on Friday night You're only goal in life is to smoke a joint and decide how you're gonna get laid tonight You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch, you arrogant assholes Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here Go away, you fucking gay I'm not a loser!
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"I'm Not a Loser" is a song written by They Might Be Giants. It appears in the SpongeBob SquarePants musical. In this eleven o'clock number, after the Electric Skates quit the show, they call Squidward a loser, but Squidward insists, through many double negatives, that he is not, and imagines he is joined by a sea anemone chorus and does a dazzling tap dance number.
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Squidward: I'm not a loserI don't secretly hate myselfI'm not singing this to no oneIt's not the case that no one caresI'm not a failureI don't not have talentWhen others see me they can't seeThe nobody that isn't thereHold on, that's a triple negative. You can't not see nobody. Because I'm not nobody! Which can't not be seen. Let me start over.My life's not emptyThey don't not like me at allI don't not leave the house'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at homeI don't stinkI'm not a wasteI'm not all alone in thinkingThat I am not all aloneMaybe I am a loser.Sea Anemones: Hey, SquidwardSquidward: Huh?Sea Anemones: You're not delirious with despairAnd you're not calling true things falseHey, SquidwardSquidward: This is weird Sea Anemones: You're not hallucinating this sea anemoneChorus line at allSquidward: I'm not?Sea Anemones: You're not a loserYou don't secretly hate yourselfYou're not singing this to no oneIt's not the case that no one caresSquidward: Okay!Sea Anemones: You're not a failureYou don't not have talentWhen others see you they can't seeThe nobody that isn't thereSquidward (Sea Anemones): I'm not a loser! (Not a loser)They don't not like me at all (No!)I don't not leave the house'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at homeI don't stink (You don't stink)I'm not a waste (You're not a waste)I'm not all alone in thinkingThat I am not all aloneClarinet solo!(clarinet)Look at me now, Mama!(tap dance break)Squidward (Sea Anemones): I'm not a loser (You're not a loser)They don't not like me at all (No!)I don't not leave the house (leave the house)'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home(Yeah, yeah, stay at home!)Hey! Shh! I don't stinkI'm not a wasteI'm not all alone thinking that I'm not, not, notall alone(You are not all alone! You are not all alone! You are not,not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not,you are not, you are not, not, not, not alone!)Trivia
- On opening night on Broadway, this song received a long standing ovation, which was led by Rodger Bumpass, the voice of Squidward on the cartoon.
- In the televised version, the first part of the sea anemone chorus's reprisal of the first chorus is cut, in order to show the entire tap dance break.
- "I don't not leave the house //Cuz I don't not prefer to stay at home" may probably refer to Squidward's not wanting to get up of bed but still go out and work.
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