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A patient came to the ER with a rash that she had been scratching for a few days. I told her it was an allergic reaction and that I'd prescribe her steroid cream. She asked me if she'd be discharged soon.
I said "Wow. You're really ... itching to get out of here."
Silence, then groans. Just the response I was looking for.
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Price: $4.20+
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Handmade
Materials: Wax type: Soy
Get the special person in your life this candle! It's the gift that keeps on giving!! 😘
My last fuck oh look.. its on fire! burn bitch! burn
This is a fun Personalized Soy Wax Candle. Makes a funny gift for someone you love. We make our candles with care in the USA. Each candle is carefully hand-poured and personalized.
Measurements:
4 oz:
Height: 2.7"
Width: 2.3"
8 oz:
Height: 3.5"
Width: 2.9"
16 oz:
Height - 3.8"
Width - 3.6"
Wax Melts
This is a plastic shell with 6 wax melts. Not a jarred candle as shown in the picture. There will be no personalization for this item
Each Candle is made of:
4 oz and 8 oz Candles come in a Glass Jar with a black/white metal lid and the 16 oz Candle come in a Glass Jar with a
black plastic cover.
Wax Melts are not Candles and come in a plastic case.
Cotton Wick
Fragrance oil
100% All-Natural Soy Wax
PLEASE FOLLOW THE WARNING LABEL AT THE BOTTOM OF EACH CANDLE FOR PROPER USE.
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After you place your order, TheRaunchyCandleCo will take 1-3 business days to prepare it for shipment.
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TheRaunchyCandleCo puts your order in the mail.
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